"patton eats all the sprinkles, roman figured out a way to light water on fire, and last time i asked virgil, he ate all the fricking batter, remus is..well, remus, and i didnt think you would wanna help"
'Tis the season to shovel enormous amounts of watermelon into your mouth while hunched over the cutting board like a dehydrated vampire that hasn't fed on blood in four hundred years and the only viable substitute is this questionable Christmas-colored fruit. — Ari11
