Remus was drowning. He couldn't breathe, couldn't think right. He was slowly dying, and he'd be gone for good if he didn't get some air in the next minute or so...
Do you how do? I use any pronouns :) Get in losers, we're going napping
(I can just picture every human calling Patton and Janus mermaids XD and then they always have to correct them like "we're mermen, why does everyone say we're girls-")
The thing about plummeting downhill at fifty miles an hour on a snack platter - if you realize it's a bad idea when you're halfway down, it's too late. — Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune