"Hm... So... ugly, less sophisticated, and honest all the time? Pff, I'm not your cousin!"
The Duke thought for a moment.
"Maybe he would be really sweet and nice on the outside, but like... he'd have a ferocious beast as an animal trait? Like a lion... or a tiger- Ooh! Or a bear!!!"
"I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy..." — Unnamed Girl from "Mean Girls"