So, Virgils like- 5, and Janus is the monster under his bed. Like, literally. He's like, 10 feet tall and has claws and all that stuff, and he's not even imaginary. He's not there to scare Virgil though. He's there to keep him safe from his parents. His parents are kinda not very nice people, so when they come in to Virgils room, Janus shows up being all scary until they leave. Virgil and Janus are pretty much best friends)
Should we not walk? On our feet? The ones I now have again? I do like my feet. They are befittingly perambulatory. — Pattern (Rhythm of War by Brandon Sanderson)