( So Remus and Janus and Virgil are all teenagers. They have angsty backstories and stuff and none of them really live anywhere, but they're best friends, and they're not old enough for jobs yet, so they steal things so they can actually live.
Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up 2%, and it's all because of my motivational techniques -- like donuts and the possibility of more donuts to come. — Homer Simpson