(What if instead of ducking out, Logan stops taking himself seriously because he knows the others will never take him seriously and he just turns to alcohol to feel better and he just neglects himself to the point he's no longer able to function as logic?)
[while trapped in a bucket of popcorn] You know what the worst part is? It's not even butter. We're gonna be destroyed by... ARTIFICIAL FLAVORING! — Blake Bradley, Power Rangers Ninja Storm