Cushion my landing with Darcy. -Miranda Tayman, Monstrumologists
My teacher asked this to the class (I'm not a freak )... If you could save a homeless man by murdering a puppy, would you?
Save time... see it my way.
"During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody." -Happy Gilmore
When the microwave blew up, I was in my room reading comics. My entire family turned into superheroes. Only I remained completely normal… — Norman Normal (1999 series)
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