Challenge!: Write a complete story with a conflict and resolution, using only two characters. No other characters can even appear briefly, be discussed, referred to, or mentioned in the story. Both of the characters must have a large influence on the story line. (It's harder than you may think)
[while trapped in a bucket of popcorn] You know what the worst part is? It's not even butter. We're gonna be destroyed by... ARTIFICIAL FLAVORING! — Blake Bradley, Power Rangers Ninja Storm