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"Congratulations, you and I weren't meant to be, no-no, I've moved on now."

What would you do if you one day you just woke up and realized that you've been insane for thirty years?

"That was a waste of time."

What would you say if you were surrounded by ducks wearing sunglasses?

"So this is Disneyworld; I always imagined it differently."

What would you say if you suddenly found yourself being the main character in your favorite movie?

OMG! Clark Butler! Colin Firth! Now I know what they mean when they say Hollywood is the place to be!

What would you say if you found a purple bear on top of a merry go round?

ONE EYED ONE HORNED FLYING PURPLE PEOPLE EATER! That's strangely shaped like a bear...huh.

What would you say if your car stalled out?

"Get movin', you honkin' mass of metal!"

What would you say if you woke up and found your best friend dead?

"What the hell?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

What would you say if Superman kissed you in front of your boyfriend?

*Hysterical laugher* "Sorry, Korin, sorry!" *More hysterical laughter*


What would you say if you suddenly turned into a bird?

Przeklęty. I knew those oysters were a bad idea. ... Or were they clams? Didn't taste right, in any event.


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What would you say if someone came up to in the street and offered you a plane ticket to London?

"Thanks!!!!!" *Snatches ticket*

What would you say if, after you took the ticket, you found out it was a fake?

Hey. Excuse me, ma'am. Have you seen a man who looks like [description]? Yes? That way? Okay, thanks. Oh no, it's nothing important, I just want to hit him a few times.


What would you say if that particular man you were looking for suddenly vanished just when you'd found him again?

"Oh dear... I think I'm stuck in an espisode of Smallville."

What would you say if you looked up just in time to see a giant anvil hurtling off the roof of the nearest building straight at you?

"Today's not my day, is it?" *dodges into nearest doorway*


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What would you say if you missed your train?

"Does anyone know where I can rent a motor-scooter?"

What would you say if you suddenly found out you were the main character in some writer's novel?

"Dear God, please don't let me be Danteel." XD



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What would you say if you found yourself having been transformed into a giant insect?

(Yes, too much Kafka.)