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Parasky
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Mon May 26, 2008 1:20 am
Parasky says... · Mon May 26, 2008 1:20 am
So the Chinese don't get all the glory.

Why does fire never point down?
Ignorant words are worthless words. And those worthless words that are spoken shall not be heard.
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Writing for love is a pas
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Mon May 26, 2008 1:20 am
Writing for love is a pas says... · Mon May 26, 2008 1:20 am
because it is an undiscovered fruit.

Why are there two sperate genders-boys and girls?
No where to run...baby let's hide. Take her in your arms on a chilling winter's night. Watch the stars twinkle and glisten. Know that you've found the one person that will listen. ~*(ME)*~
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GryphonFledgling
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Tue May 27, 2008 12:42 am
GryphonFledgling says... · Tue May 27, 2008 12:42 am
Well, at first there were three: boys, girls and glackabays. The public voted in favor of two, because three is a crowd.

Why are there mosquitoes?
I am reminded of the babe by you.
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Rebirth
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Tue May 27, 2008 12:51 am
Rebirth says... · Tue May 27, 2008 12:51 am
There are mosquitoes so that whenever one feels hungry, they can have a free snack anytime.

What is the meaning of life?
"Reborn into a shooting star"
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myfreindsavamp
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Tue May 27, 2008 2:58 am
myfreindsavamp says... · Tue May 27, 2008 2:58 am
To live!

How do you finish your homework when it was due last friday? :) *try that on for size.
We've all been broken in some way. It's just how we express it that makes us dffrent form eachother.

“This precious book of love, this unbound lover,
To beautify him only lacks a cover.”
~William Shakespeare, The Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet
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thunder_dude7
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Tue May 27, 2008 10:53 am
thunder_dude7 says... · Tue May 27, 2008 10:53 am
Do it and turn it in late. Duh.

Why did David Cook win "American Idol"?
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LoveableLittleSock
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Tue May 27, 2008 2:50 pm
LoveableLittleSock says... · Tue May 27, 2008 2:50 pm
Because twelve million people pressed the wrong button on their phone.

Why did seven eat nine?
Got YWS?
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Commando588
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Tue May 27, 2008 4:37 pm
Commando588 says... · Tue May 27, 2008 4:37 pm
Because seven is a jerk.

Is Al Gore the sun god?
You can only be Lost in one place for so long. After awhile you just call it home.

I could say a thousand words and break your heart. Or I could never say one, and break it just the same.
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LoveableLittleSock
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Tue May 27, 2008 6:26 pm
LoveableLittleSock says... · Tue May 27, 2008 6:26 pm
No, that's Mary Poppin's Job.

Do mirror's lead to alternate dimensions?
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thunder_dude7
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Tue May 27, 2008 11:52 pm
thunder_dude7 says... · Tue May 27, 2008 11:52 pm
Because twelve million people pressed the wrong button on their phone.


I was looking for "because his competitor was pathetic".

Anyway, no, mirrors do not lead to alternate dimmensions. They just DISPLAY alternate dimmensions.

Why do I not like action movies?
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GryphonFledgling
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Thu May 29, 2008 12:40 am
GryphonFledgling says... · Thu May 29, 2008 12:40 am
Because you hate pineapple.

Why can't penguins fly?
I am reminded of the babe by you.
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Periwinkle
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Thu May 29, 2008 12:47 am
Periwinkle says... · Thu May 29, 2008 12:47 am
Because they polar bears get jealous.

Why do lemmings jump off cliffs?
Maybe you should kiss someone nice or lick a rock, or both - Regina Spektor
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GryphonFledgling
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Thu May 29, 2008 12:49 am
GryphonFledgling says... · Thu May 29, 2008 12:49 am
What else would they jump off of?

Ninjas or pirates?
I am reminded of the babe by you.
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kittykat
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Thu May 29, 2008 1:29 am
kittykat says... · Thu May 29, 2008 1:29 am
Ninja pirates

Why is it so hard for me to right with my left hand?
Our happiness here is all vain glory,
This false world is but transitory,
The flesh is weak, the Fiend is slee
Timor mortis conturbat me.
--William Dunbar
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Writing for love is a pas
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Thu May 29, 2008 10:08 pm
Writing for love is a pas says... · Thu May 29, 2008 10:08 pm
Because cherries bombarded your left hand when you were an infant, causing you to have cherry cats in your left hand. Hmphh.

How can dogs understand cats, but we can't understand each other? HA!! Try that one on for size!
No where to run...baby let's hide. Take her in your arms on a chilling winter's night. Watch the stars twinkle and glisten. Know that you've found the one person that will listen. ~*(ME)*~
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When your heart gets pierced with arrows, don't rip them out and pierce those around you in retribution for your hurt. You'll only unnecessarily wound others and bleed to death yourself.
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