Story in Six Words

She warned me about my death.

I knew, and I jumped anyway.

The regret is pungent, like garlic.

He came. He left. I'm pregnant.

Always check the back seat.

I trusted you once. Never again.

"Impossible?" The Prince smiled, "Maybe not."

Gun cleaning is not aesthetic.

The second barrel wasn't loaded.

The letter was lost. He's doomed.

The jewels were a pleasing touch.

He smirked at the poisoned blade.

There had better be a God.

The cursor blinked as if weeping.

She was his in name only.

They won't even let us grieve.

I'll always remember (except I don't)

Where did all my underwear go?

Calamine lotion should stop the swelling.

It was the wrong way round!

"I can't live without you!" "Help!"

Nevermind, I have nine other fingers.

"Octopus or squid" His skull collapsed.

Unconditional love or anaphalactic shock?

The sky is full of them!

To women, thief trumps banker.

It was fused to his brain.

"Jealousy!" He said, "Now he's dead!"

He just wanted to taste it.

The torn banner said "You won."

She caught him in flagrante delicto.

Practice. Sleep. Da Capo Al Fine.

Grymm Ripper was defeated in Hades.

Fear greeted him with open arms.

"But it's organic fur!" she insisted.

Oh, but it could be worse.

(No, really, it couldn't be >.>)

Then again, I am a writer.

Damn it Enola! Open this door!

A dragon rider kills a terrible shade

"You can never tell anyone, ever!"

Returning home was not an option.

In her possession:the murder weapon.

It would all be over soon.

"Goodnight." He said, pulling the trigger.

Please, Do not shoot the soup.

We lived, we loved, we died.

"Love's unnecessary, therefore so are you."

forever is a long, long time...