Heh heh...I have to admit, on principle, that I liked the first one better. The second one was funny, but...
Maybe you could substitute the f*** word for, like, 'pooping' or something to make it so us of the general, underage, Christian populace could tell it too.
*wanders off grinning* ~ Kool One
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
~Albert Einstein
That was a little twisted, but nonetheless, it was awesomely hilarious! XD If everyone was named like that, I bet it would be REALLY weird! It's a very neat idea, though. Keep up the good work! ^-^
"You are NOT a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else."
~Edward Elric
Daddy Long Legs are more closely related to crabs than spiders and somehow the idea of crablike creatures with spider legs that have escaped the entrappings of the primordial sea and now crawl over land and can walk up and down walls and ceilings creeps me more than I can adequately describe. — Snoink