Heh heh...I have to admit, on principle, that I liked the first one better. The second one was funny, but...
Maybe you could substitute the f*** word for, like, 'pooping' or something to make it so us of the general, underage, Christian populace could tell it too.
*wanders off grinning* ~ Kool One
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
~Albert Einstein
That was a little twisted, but nonetheless, it was awesomely hilarious! XD If everyone was named like that, I bet it would be REALLY weird! It's a very neat idea, though. Keep up the good work! ^-^
"You are NOT a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else."
~Edward Elric
That's just what translation is, I think. That's all speaking is. Listening to the other and trying to see past your own biases to glimpse what they're trying to say. Showing yourself to the world, and hoping someone else understands. — Ramy (Babel by R. F. Kuang)