screamed "I WANTS TIKI FOOD. GIMME FOOD I HUNGRY WHAT WRONG WITH YOU PARSNIP TONGUES?" and I was forced to shove mountain of tuna down his throat which caused him to...
Some people are hourglass shaped, some people are apple shaped, some people are pear shaped, some people are even bean pole shaped, but if we’re not careful we all become banana shaped. This is your gentle posture reminder. — Ranger