A well of zoo animals fall on your house, crushing your legs, for three days you stay there in the rubble barely alive suffering from the toxic sludge the animals produce.
Self quoting is the key to sounding wise and all knowing.
And you got eaten by a tiger when you went to Japan.
I am a machine, but it's only skin deep. Once you break through the crust of my humanity, you'll find the soft clouds beneath. Just don't squeeze to hard, or I'll disappear.
And you were the cookie that the sporks ate which was baked in a tree.
I am a machine, but it's only skin deep. Once you break through the crust of my humanity, you'll find the soft clouds beneath. Just don't squeeze to hard, or I'll disappear.
You are going to love some of your characters because they are you, or some facet of you, and you are going to hate some characters for the same reason. — Anne Lamott
