Unfortunately, it's limited by how high you can count in your mind, while a bunch of 13 year olds are for the first time trying to learn how to play instruments next to you.
Self quoting is the key to sounding wise and all knowing.
“Sorry about the blood in your mouth. I wish it was mine.
I couldn't get the boy to kill me, but I wore his jacket for the longest time.” — Richard Siken
