Would you rather drink a cup of rotten milk mixed with soggy cereal, oatmeal, a piece of rubber of car tires, a chip from the toilet seat, a penny, lead, and eraser shavings or eat jalapeno peppers with rotted fruit, a few pennies as well, 100 pieces of broccoli and celery each, cardboard, and gum on the bottom of a chair?
Would you rather jump off a 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 foot cliff onto 5000000000000000000000000000 mattresses, or jump from a five foot ledge onto a stack of big fluffy pillows?
There was nothing he enjoyed more than a good book. He'd wander into the study, take down some leather-bound volume, and eat it. — Terence Brady (dog owner)