I'm also a leftie! Hey, you know that game in Randomosity called Let the best hand win? That game is madly popular, but it's so annoying that all the righties are storming it, and they're up in the 330's now. Let's go there and do a decrease in the number! Anybody with me?
The thing about plummeting downhill at fifty miles an hour on a snack platter - if you realize it's a bad idea when you're halfway down, it's too late. — Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune