Insert Coin [2]

The Joker pops out and destroys the world


I stuff a bat a rang in . . .

whirr click
You receive eleventy-seven revision guides on Lord Of The Flies.

-inserts the final page of the Oxford French Dictionary-

You get a locked thread.
https://www.youngwriterssociety.com/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=61495&start=15

*inserts squee!*

Gets *AHHHH MY EYES!!!!!!!*


Stuffs Batman into machine . . .

whirr click
You receive the STAR PRIZE! *audience oohs*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aloNixbli6g

-inserts a Planck particle-

You break Planck's Constant.

*inserts severed head*

Out comes a serial killer and keeps throwing knives at the machine. Over and over and over and over and over and over until he passes out. XD



I stuff a huge grizzly bear into the machine . . .

You get tentacle porn.

*inserts chocolate coin*

nothing comes out. you hear somebody enjoying that chocolate coin. You scream out in rage and a voice cries out. Out comes a half eaten chocolate coin.



I insert a valentine . . .

You get a batman/joker slash fanfiction.

*inserts self-written fanfiction manuscript prominently featuring a "gary stu"*

You get a mysterious, leather-bound book with gold leaf. On closer inspection, it appears to be nothing more than an incredibly well-bound copy of My Immortal. Inside the front cover is a receipt for $13.39 spent from your credit card on Amazon.com.

//inserts a bowl full of back-slashes

Out pops a werewolf!


I insert a bully . . .

Out pops your lunch money that the bully stole from you.

*inserts pickle*

Out comes a cucumber


Inserts a waterbottle filled with soda

Out comes a coke flavoured cupcake.

I insert a one cent coin...