Corrupt A Wish [4]

Granted. But all you can do is party tricks that backfire.

I wish I was perfect.

Granted but since your perfect you are humble and u no longer want to be perfect.

I wish i was able to make a better wish than this.

Granted. But then that wish would become invalid.

I wish I could run long distances...

Granted, but you can only do so while wearing ugly yet magical socks and sandals. You're a laughing stock.

I wish soda was more healthy.

Granted, but then it tastes so terrible that people strike against it, and all the soda companies go out of business.

I wish I had a neverending book I loved.

Granted, but you'd spend so much time in the book that the world around you would move on whilst you would eternally be stuck with your book and no one to share it with.

I wish that I could write a half-decent review...

Granted, but the author flames you for it because you gave the slightest bit of criticism.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

Granted, but you work yourself up so much that you collapse from exhaustion.

I wish that I had all the superpowers in the world.

Granted, my dear, but the world no longer exists.

I wish I had straight hair.

Granted, but now so does the rest of the world, so those who would look better with curly hair now look ugly.

I wish I was better at writing anything but fiction....

Granted, but then the government issues that you may only write fiction.

I wish that I had a pet Pegasus that was perfect in every way.

Granted! But now so does everyone else.

I wish I had magical powerd to heal.

Granted! You kill someone you love every time you heal.

I wish I could bring back the dead.

Granted, but they arrive as ghosts that can't be taken back.

I wish I was awesome.

Granted, but every time you show it you have to murder someone you know.

I wish I had an amazing best-selling novel published.