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Black Ghost
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Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:52 pm
Black Ghost says... · Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:52 pm
Retarded species of fly monkeys have no jurisdiction in the area of making beer holders of steel underbelly cacatoos.
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antigone
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Sat Aug 12, 2006 11:32 pm
antigone says... · Sat Aug 12, 2006 11:32 pm
Why double jewess?
Siempre, siempre: jardin de mi agonia,
tu cuerpo fugitivo para siempre,
la sangre de tus venas en mi boca,
tu boca ya sin luz para mi muerte.
-From 'Del amor imprevisto', Federico Garcia Lorca
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Cassandra
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Mon Aug 14, 2006 1:57 am
Cassandra says... · Mon Aug 14, 2006 1:57 am
My eyes!! They burn!!!!!!!!!!

^Okay, that was two sentences. But whatever.
"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
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Dream Deep
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Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:08 pm
Dream Deep says... · Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:08 pm
(Lol, Cassandra...)

I like beef jerky - no, I love it. To death.
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LamaLama
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Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:13 pm
LamaLama says... · Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:13 pm
"surely you know where it is."
"no I don't know where it is. And don't call me shirly."
Beware of the scary banana fingers! For they are mushy, and yellow.

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yoha_ahoy
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Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:14 pm
yoha_ahoy says... · Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:14 pm
The spiffy monkey only walks at midnight.
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Cassandra
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Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:19 pm
Cassandra says... · Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:19 pm
LamaLama wrote:"surely you know where it is."
"no I don't know where it is. And don't call me shirly."


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Yeah. It was that funny. But then, I've been hard up for amusement lately. :roll:

And so I'm not off topic:

That sun looks like an orange or something. O.o
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LamaLama
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Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:00 am
LamaLama says... · Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:00 am
Cass- go watch Airplane. Thats where its from, and there's a whole bunch of one liners in it just like that.
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Nai
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Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:08 pm
Nai says... · Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:08 pm
Am I the only species here that loathes the wall of pain?
ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα
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Black Ghost
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Sat Jun 16, 2007 7:37 pm
Black Ghost says... · Sat Jun 16, 2007 7:37 pm
Crazy hypothetical lammas have taken over the custodial service.
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Mon Jan 04, 2010 10:08 pm
irishfire says... · Mon Jan 04, 2010 10:08 pm
I'm the stalker, you're the stalkee ♥
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