Corrupt A Wish [4]

Big Brother · 2013-08-28T17:50:29Z

Granted, but you lose all feeling of hunger, and without it you don't eat and die of starvation. I wish that I had a cat! Granted! But then it soils the carpet and claws up the furniture. I wish I had a beautiful black cat that was trained and no one tried to kill because they believe it was "bad luck". :')

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Tue Jun 28, 2016 10:29 am

FeatherPen says... · Tue Jun 28, 2016 10:29 am

Granted, but now you can't be given anything from anyone ever.

I wish I could move things with my mind

The world is what you make of it and the universe how you dream.

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Tue Jun 28, 2016 5:19 pm

Kelpies says... · Tue Jun 28, 2016 5:19 pm

Granted! The only things you can move with your mind are breadcrumbs, and only one at a time.

I wish I could confuse the wish giver.

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Thu Jul 28, 2016 6:08 pm

Omni says... · Thu Jul 28, 2016 6:08 pm

Granted, but the one you confused is yourself.

I wish I could get rid of my back pain!

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Thu Jul 28, 2016 6:09 pm

cleverclogs says... · Thu Jul 28, 2016 6:09 pm

Granted. Now you've lost all feeling in your back.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

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Fri Jul 29, 2016 3:28 pm

Omni says... · Fri Jul 29, 2016 3:28 pm

Granted, but now you're so energized to do things that you try everything at once and you still don't get anything done.

I wish that I was a unicorn.

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Sun Jul 31, 2016 5:46 am

cleverclogs says... · Sun Jul 31, 2016 5:46 am

Granted, but Voldemort kills you so he can drink your blood to stay alive.

I wish Fred Weasley didn't die ;_;

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Sun Aug 07, 2016 8:50 am

Malamaya says... · Sun Aug 07, 2016 8:50 am

Granted! But George Weasley died instead.

I wish I had dragon wings so that I can fly.

This is a rather clever sentence that got you to read it all.

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Sun Aug 07, 2016 5:57 pm

Kelpies says... · Sun Aug 07, 2016 5:57 pm

Granted- now you also have several other dragon-ish characteristics that make you look like a demon and now people are hunting you intending to kill you.

I wish I were smarter.

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Mon Aug 08, 2016 4:47 am

Werthan says... · Mon Aug 08, 2016 4:47 am

Granted: You are now covered in little barb-points and cause stinging pains in everyone you touch, including yourself.

I wish for world peace.

Und so lang du das nicht hast
Dieses: Stirb und Werde!
Bist du nur ein trüber Gast
Auf der dunklen Erde

(And as long as you don't have
This: Die and become!
You are only a gloomy guest
On the dark Earth)

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