Corrupt A Wish [4]

Granted, but you don't get to wish for anything again.

I wish my hair were 5cm longer.

Granted, but Americans won't notice because we use inches.

I wish I had more money.

Granted, but every time you pay for something someone dies.

I wish I could wish a wish that could wish a wish for wishing wishes.

Granted, but now you can't use the word wish and it will always come out as something vulgar!

I wish to be one of those magical girls.

Granted, but now magic doesn't exist.

I wish Percy Jackson and Magnus Chase met.

Granted- But Rick Riordan can never write another book.

I wish I could be a character in one of my less-violent books...

Granted, but the author forgets to continue that story and you're stuck incomplete.

I wish that my thoughts for stories would just appear on page instead of me having to write them.

Granted, but it's all in a language that you can't speak or read.

I wish I didn't have to get up early.

Granted, but now anything you have to do (work, school, etc) goes for an additional 6 hours.

I wish that the show I've been watching didn't just kill off my favourite character...

Granted but now you won't be able to watch the show at all, no matter how much you try!

I wish I could get some tickets to go see Hamilton.

Granted, but it's a terrible middle school performance that doesn't follow the original at all. How sad.

I wish I could get a better computer.

Granted but it lags...like really lags...all the time


I wish my hair would grow out a little longer

Granted. You'll have your longer hair in about 63 years.

I wish I could play all of my all state music perfectly.

Granted- but your instrument breaks beyond repair- and you have the same luck with every instrument after.

I wish this wish would remain uncorrupted.

Granted... now the game is over because no one knows what to do.

I wish somebody would understand my extreme distaste for country music.