Corrupt A Wish [4]

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breylealawlor
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Thu Jan 05, 2017 4:16 am
breylealawlor says... · Thu Jan 05, 2017 4:16 am
Granted! But the Disney princess turns out to be Pocahontas and she dies of smallpox brought by the English a year after you are married.

I wish I had all the money I would ever need.
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Thu Jan 05, 2017 6:16 pm
Featherstone says... · Thu Jan 05, 2017 6:16 pm
Granted but it all gets eaten by your dog. (I don't care if you don't have a dog. Just go with it, alright?)

I wish I was better at math.
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Thu Jan 05, 2017 11:09 pm
rosette says... · Thu Jan 05, 2017 11:09 pm
Granted! But then your brain explodes from all those equations and you die.


I wish I could have redhead children. *heeheehee*
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Fri Jan 06, 2017 10:55 am
MeatBunCat says... · Fri Jan 06, 2017 10:55 am
Granted, your children all have bright red skin.

I wish for a fish.
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Fri Jan 06, 2017 5:45 pm
Featherstone says... · Fri Jan 06, 2017 5:45 pm
Granted, but it gets eaten by an osprey right after you get it.

I wish I could write better.
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Sat Jan 07, 2017 3:11 am
MeatBunCat says... · Sat Jan 07, 2017 3:11 am
(MY PRECIOUS!)

Granted, a famous author possesses you, and takes over your life.
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Sat Jan 07, 2017 7:14 am
Featherstone says... · Sat Jan 07, 2017 7:14 am
What's your wish, @MeatBunCat? And are you referring to the Hobbit/the Lord of the Rings' Gollum/Smeagol with the precious comment?
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The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost."


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MeatBunCat
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Sat Jan 07, 2017 7:31 am
MeatBunCat says... · Sat Jan 07, 2017 7:31 am
oh, forgot! (Yes it was a reference)

I wish I knew all human languages.
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Sat Jan 07, 2017 9:32 am
FeatherPen says... · Sat Jan 07, 2017 9:32 am
Granted but it allows you to understand human nature and your life is never the same again

I wish to be able to hold my breath for 5 mins
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Sat Jan 07, 2017 1:15 pm
MeatBunCat says... · Sat Jan 07, 2017 1:15 pm
Granted, you are now so bad at holding your breath, that you faint instantly. Underwater that means you can hold your breath for five minutes easily!

So dark

I wish I could draw
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Sat Jan 07, 2017 6:43 pm
Featherstone says... · Sat Jan 07, 2017 6:43 pm
Granted, but you can only draw Looney Tunes cartoons.

I wish that there was more rain.
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Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost."


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breylealawlor
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Sun Jan 08, 2017 12:39 am
breylealawlor says... · Sun Jan 08, 2017 12:39 am
Granted, but the rain never stops and eventually humankind has to resort to living on boats.

I wish I didn't feel so sick.
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Tue Jan 17, 2017 5:30 am
Writing4Joy says... · Tue Jan 17, 2017 5:30 am
Granted, but then you can't feel anything for the rest of your life
I wish I wasn't socially awkward
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Tue Jan 17, 2017 7:30 pm
Featherstone says... · Tue Jan 17, 2017 7:30 pm
Granted, but instead you are so socially great you are really well-known and can't get to the store because of the crowds of people.

I wish I had a tape measure.
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Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost."


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MeatBunCat
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Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:35 pm
MeatBunCat says... · Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:35 pm
Granted, you have a vcr tape that talks about measurements!

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You're wrong about humanity. They are your greatest creation because they're better than you are. Sure, they're weak, and they cheat and steal and destroy and disappoint, but they also give and create, and they sing and dance and love. Above all, they never give up.
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