Creative ways to get arrested

For not providing a creative way to get arrested in a thread explicitly dedicated to it.

@Necromancer14 There is just a certain type of horror. That one horror that is just too gruesome or that other horror that is just plainly, insanely scary. What I am trying to achieve of course.

For coming up with ways to become arrested.

For not wishing me a nice day.

Have a nice day!

For telling me that Malema will ever become president.

For not reading a good-night story to your younger siblings.

for accidentally killing someone because you had a migraine

For hiking at 35 degrees Celsius.

For forgetting to wash your sheets.

For freezing warm water to use it for the next pasta.

For wearing pillows rather than clothes

For telling people that they have won the lottery.

For reading to your younger siblings. - My brother