Ruin A Quote With Goats

Have a goat, Potter.

— Professor McGonagall

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have goats.

— Groucho Marx

i think this is one of my favorite quotes yet adlfjgf i'm very amused by hte image of someone offering up goats when another person doesn't agree with them

We're all goats in the end.

— 11th Doctor

Every goat you will ever meet knows something you don't.
— Bill Nye

Go in fear of goats.

— Ezra Pound

I like to create sympathy for my characters, then set the goats loose.
— Stephen King

Reading is one form of escape. Running for your goat is another.

— Lemony Snicket

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain goats. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities.

— Dr. Seuss

Goats are by nature a political animal.
— Aristotle

A goat is a a fireplace in summer or a fan in the winter.

-- Matsuo Bashō

I will not condemn you for what you did yesterday, if you do it right today.
— Goat

trust your goat if the seas catch fire (and live by love though the stars walk backward)

— E.E. Cummings

she slept with wolves without fear, for the wolves knew there was a goat among them.
— r.m. drake

"A goat came, a goat saw, a goat conquered."

-- Julius Caesar

When we are goats we seldom think of the future. This innocence leaves us free to enjoy ourselves as few billy goats can. The day we fret about the future is the day we leave our goathood behind.
— Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind