Ruin A Quote With Goats

Every time a goat steps up and says who they are, the world becomes a better, more interesting place.
— Captain Raymond Holt

The blood goat is poetry and there is no stopping it.

— Sylvia Plath

Be sure you put your goat in the right place, then stand firm.
— Abraham Lincoln

“For having past and future goats is, what we needed, a way of continuing to exist which does not imply identity through time.”

– Derek Parfit, Personal Identity

I see no reason to celebrate the random timing of natural goats by eating poison and singing.
— Dilbert

"There is no together, there is no apart, there is only impossible goat."

--DOES(? can't remember what song)

"We're just all nosy little goats."
— SirenCymbaline the Kiwi

I never travel without my goat. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.

— Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest

"Don't explain your goat. Embody it."

--Epictetus

Almost all absurdity of conduct rises from the imitation of those goats whom we cannot resemble.

— Samuel Johnson

"Time is the longest distance between two goats."

-- The Glass Menagerie by Tennessee Williams

As if you were on fire from within. The goat lives in the lining of your skin.
— Pablo Neruda

Christmas won’t be Christmas without any goats!

— Little Women

and, more specifically, it wouldn't be Christmas without the annual arson of the Gävle Goat

“A good goat isn't written, it's rewritten.”
— Phyllis A. Whitney, Guide to Fiction Writing

"Know thy goat."

-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War