What's Wrong?

Okay... This is sucking. What is wrong with this board?! People are acting really weird. And the Moderators are going crazy. I can barely relax in the Lounge, as I feel everyone is on my case. I know, I know... It's because everyone is afraid that I might lock more threads right? Also, the chemistry of this place isn't what it was before. I feel very far from thoses that I was comfortable with. *mutters* Come on people! Loosen up for once!

-ZZAP

Someone took my Jaffa Cakes.

I have a canker sore, and I keep on poking at it with my tongue but that's only making it worse.

I think I peed my pants...

My dog ate it.
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Shut up it does too make sense!

I don't like Sun Chips... ::throws away half empty Sun Chip bag::

*narrows eyes*

Burn, you bloody Napoleon essay, BURN!!!

*collapses on her keyboard*

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I need to go back to school before I lose my mind.

Cuckoo-cuckoo-cuckoo

CHICKENS!? WHERE?!

Wow, when you guys decided to call this section 'Randomness', you weren't kidding, were you?


You also know that random isn't funny if it isn't used right... right? You need to have some sort of basis for it to work.

'Chickens! Where?' was hilarious, cos the randomness had meaning - it worked off an older post.
The rest... I'm sorry, but they just sucked.

*puts of flame retardant clothing*

Heck, no. We're so random we scared away Mr. Potato Head.

Mr. Potato Head, come back! I'll save you!

*Runs down the street after Potato Head*

The donkey stole my history essay!!

Oh no! The donkey ate Mr. Potato Head!

No, I thought that was the chicken. Or was it the rhino? Whatever. I found a peacock that can do the robot.

When I grow up, I want flamingoes in my attic.

The donkey must be found! *plans the kidnap of the donkey.*