I found this video on the stupid videos website that I thought was very funny. It's not every day that I find something funny enough to mention to you guys. Here's the link:
People say I love you all the time - when they say, ‘take an umbrella, it’s raining,’ or ‘hurry back,’ or even ‘watch out, you’ll break your neck.’ There are hundreds of ways of wording it - you just have to listen for it, my dear. — John Patrick, The Curious Savage