You can see I'm like the worst sister you could have in the world in that A) I care about curtains being closed, and B) I boss her around. But hey, that my right as a big sis.
May you never steal, lie, or cheat. But if you must steal, then steal away my sorrows. And if you must lie, then lie with me all the nights of your life. And if you must cheat, then please, cheat death. — An Unknown Bride, Leap Year