"Today I hit my knee, then I hit my other knee, then I hit my other knee, then I hit myself in the neck with a book, then I hit my hand, and then I hit my elbow--I've had kind of had a bad day." This so totally happened to me--but I know someone on here who's a total bigger clutz than I am. ^_^
Sorry, I don't have any leeches on my speed dial.
~Jacob Black
"That wasn't funny." ~ To my brother who attempted something... inappropriate. He's only eight years old, tsk tsk. Corrupted before reaching fourth grade. What is happening to this world?
There once was a cat. He wasn’t particularly fat. Fuzzy was his favorite mat. And really, that was that.
Oh, but did you really think so? Keep reading, it’s just the start of the show! And as for how far this tale will go… Well, even the cat doesn’t know.
I'll admit the two turtle doves are growing on me, but there are ten birds in this house already and we both know geese are feathered bioweapons of mass destruction. — Silvern