... habberjasper!!!! (TBR has cracked, read if your strong)

Elizabeth · 2005-06-23T22:28:28Z

lately i have had this weird obsession towards that stupid vamperic watermelon that Gal made... IT GOES WAKA WAKA MAkE it StoP pLEAse!!! I mean ususally I like Vampires but this stupid watermelon has been the object of my absolute interest for far too long. It's all the artists fault!!! :P WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA!!! Boom baby boom!! OK, I'm pretty much done rambling on and on forever... bwahahahaha..... now I want to ramble more down down down... I wrote this entie pge full of random thoughts... read my strangeness!! Covered in half eaten French fries and bloody fat lard lumpy figure SITTING ALONE IN DARK ROOMS MY FRIEND!!!!! ALL ALONE EATING NOTHING BUT SWEET glorious sorrow… No more hope for heroes lost and because of you I now know that there is no such think as a happy every after and when there is one nobody will be around to see it because they’ll all die knowing that you are a boy lover. And not a girl…. Transsexual barbarians with nice swords…. Sounds funny, are you going to be one? Well, one without the sword? BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Ew, that was wrong. have a strong hatred towards the girl that always smiles Frankly I don’t know why And apparently I should have a reason She did so much to make me mad, although I can’t remember what I think…. Erm… well, I think it had something to do with me… She has a large mouth and teeth Teeth so yellow you swore she drove a convertible, With the hood down, Through a hoard of honeybees Colton: What? Me: You have something in your hair. Colton: What is it? Me: I don't know (reaches over and picks at it) I think I got it. I didn't get it. Colton: What was it. Me: Hold on (picks some more and pulls it out) Colton: ... It's cheese! How did that get in there? Me: Do you want a head massage from the Cheese man? Do you want a head massage from the cheeseman? Can you believe all of this? I can easily because it is all me. YAY I AM A NECROMANCER! This is the greatest finding ever I am so proud of myself and all of that. YAY YAY YAY!

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Thu Jun 30, 2005 6:22 pm

Sam says... · Thu Jun 30, 2005 6:22 pm

Kindergarten...it's when the best of us all crack

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Rei

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Thu Jun 30, 2005 8:09 pm

Rei says... · Thu Jun 30, 2005 8:09 pm

Naw. The ebst of us are born that way

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Sun Jul 03, 2005 9:56 am

Elelel says... · Sun Jul 03, 2005 9:56 am

I cracked ... a while ago. Maybe. I don't remember stuff so good now ... not since I cracked. Which happened a while ago. Maybe. I don't remember stuff so good now ... not since I cracked. Which happened a while ago. Maybe. I don't remember stuff so good now ... not since I cracked. Which happened a while ago. Maybe. I don't remember stuff so good now ... not since I cracked. Which happened a while ago. Maybe. I don't remember stuff so good now ... not since I cracked. Which happened a while ago. Maybe. I don't remember stuff so good now ... not since I cracked. Which happened a while ago. Maybe. I don't remember stuff so good now ... not since I cracked. Which happened a while ago. Maybe. I don't remember stuff so good now ... not since I cracked. Which happened a while ago. Maybe. I don't remember stuff so good now ... not since I cracked. Which happened a while ago. Maybe. I don't remember stuff so good now ... not since I cracked. Which happened a while ago. Maybe. I don't remember stuff so good now ... not since I cracked. Which happened a while ago. Maybe. I don't remember stuff so good now ... not since I cracked. Which happened a while ago. Maybe. I don't remember stuff so good now ... not since I cracked. Which happened a while ago. Maybe. I don't remember stuff so good now ... not since I cracked. Which happened a while ago. Maybe. I don't remember stuff so good now ... not since I cracked. Which happened a while ago. Maybe. I don't remember stuff so good now ... not since I cracked. Which happened a while ago. Maybe. I don't remember stuff so good now ... not since I cracked. Which happened a while ago. Maybe. I don't remember stuff so good now ... not since I cracked. Which happened a while ago. Maybe. I don't remember stuff so good now ... not since I cracked. Which happened a while ago. Maybe. I don't remember stuff so good now ... not since I cracked. Which happened a while ago. Maybe. I don't remember stuff so good now ... not since I cracked. Which happened a while ago. Maybe. I don't remember stuff so good now ... not since I cracked. Which explains all this. I miss my short term memory. Hang on ... what do I miss?

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Sun Jul 03, 2005 10:11 am

Emma says... · Sun Jul 03, 2005 10:11 am

-Has very short attention span-

-cant be bothered reading it all-

Hi! I'm Emma! What are you?

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Elizabeth

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Sun Jul 03, 2005 10:20 am

Elizabeth says... · Sun Jul 03, 2005 10:20 am

WHAT IS ALL OF THIS ABOUT EGGS AND CRACKING THEM AND... ... damnit... CHICKENS VS FROGS?!?!?!
Here is the best damn movie you'll ever read...
wait.. i have to write it first.. hold on..

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