*grins as earlier conversation in chat comes to mind*
I see that they've come to your neighborhood too. I found one saying (Not Me! it was her!) somewhere around... it was definitely earlier today, but I fell asleep in the car so I'm not sure where it was. Well, it was translated of course.
There once was a cat. He wasn’t particularly fat. Fuzzy was his favorite mat. And really, that was that.
Oh, but did you really think so? Keep reading, it’s just the start of the show! And as for how far this tale will go… Well, even the cat doesn’t know.
To be a master of metaphor is the greatest thing by far. It is the one thing that cannot be learnt from others, and it is also a sign of genius. — Aristotle, Poetics