The Febreeze commercials are kind of annoying. And the TBS "Very Funny" ones are so stupid, and don't even make sense. (For those of you who don't know what TBS is, its a TV channel from Chicago or something that broadcasts quite far.)
Gotta a find a woman be good to me,
Who won't hide my liquor, try to serve me tea.
It is only a novel... or, in short, only some work in which the greatest powers of the mind are displayed, in which the most thorough knowledge of human nature, the happiest delineation of its varieties, the liveliest effusions of wit and humour, are conveyed to the world in the best-chosen language — Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey