Selling: Lemons

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LaVida
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Sun May 07, 2017 2:09 am
LaVida says... · Sun May 07, 2017 2:09 am
Scurvy is a serious disease, but thankfully, Nate has stepped forward and hired Life's Orchard® to provide all YWSers with ample vitamin C.

Half a lemon: 60 points
Whole lemon: 110 points
Birthday lemon: Free!
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Rydia
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Mon May 08, 2017 1:36 pm
Rydia says... · Mon May 08, 2017 1:36 pm
I would like to make a purchase for each of the following users:

Lumi
Omnom
Dino
ReisePiecey
Mage
TheMaieuticMesmerist
Wolfical
TheSilverFox
AstralHunter
Craz
Auxiira

That's half a lemon mind, I'm not made of money. Please deliver them anonymously and send your bill to me when completed.

11 * 60 = 660 points
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Wolfi
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Tue May 09, 2017 2:33 am
Wolfi says... · Tue May 09, 2017 2:33 am
Surely Rydia needs a lemon, too. Send her one on me, please.
John 14:27
Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you.
I do not give to you as the world gives.
Do not let your hearts be troubled
and do not be afraid.

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Atticus
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Mon Jun 26, 2017 9:51 pm
Atticus says... · Mon Jun 26, 2017 9:51 pm
It was my half birthday a few days ago and nobody celebrated it :( Does that count then? To make me happy?
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LaVida
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Mon Jun 26, 2017 9:54 pm
LaVida says... · Mon Jun 26, 2017 9:54 pm
@MJTucker, absolutely! One free birthday lemon coming right up. ;)
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Lumi
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Sun Oct 08, 2017 10:46 pm
Lumi says... · Sun Oct 08, 2017 10:46 pm
110 points for a whole lemon sent to Wolfical pl0x!
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
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LittleLee
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Wed Oct 25, 2017 12:12 pm
LittleLee says... · Wed Oct 25, 2017 12:12 pm
Errrr... How do you get lemons?
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LaVida
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Wed Oct 25, 2017 9:35 pm
LaVida says... · Wed Oct 25, 2017 9:35 pm
@LittleLee Life's Orchard ships them to you via YWS' gift system.
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LittleLee
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Sun Nov 05, 2017 5:52 am
LittleLee says... · Sun Nov 05, 2017 5:52 am
Ok, get me a lemon please
I'll pay on delivery
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