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I'll write just about anything for 200 points. Backstory for a town you can't be bothered to come up with? I'll write you a full report on everything about the town. Want a story arc written out for you to follow? I got you. I'll also proofread your book, making sure that it's in grammatically tip-top shape for your publishing, and also with suggestions on how to write better. Proofreading is 100 points a page. Shoot me a PM if you wish to hire me.



I was flummoxed by fractious Franny's decision to abrogate analgesics for the moribund victims of the recent conflagration. Of course, to display histrionics was discretionary, but I did so anyways, implicating a friend in my drama to make the effect cumulative. I think a misanthrope would have a prosaic appellation, perhaps one related to autonomy and the rejection of anthropocentrism. I think they wouldn't think much of the prominence of watching the coagulation of tea to prognosticate future malevolent events, not even if those events were related to jurisprudence.
— Spearmint