"I didn't compel him to do anything!" I tell him, "Why can't you just believe me for one f*cking second! I've never done anything to you! I never hurt you in any way! What the f*ck do I need to do to tell you that I'm not a baby anymore and that ruining my life is not your job! It's my job! You can go rot in hell for all I care!" I shake my head, storming off to the house and up to my room.
All you need is faith, trust, and a little bit of pixie-dust!
Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up 2%, and it's all because of my motivational techniques -- like donuts and the possibility of more donuts to come. — Homer Simpson