(How rude... I only have two as of late, though. and unless one is going to divorce his husband or the other is going to even get out of his comfort zone even the tiniest bit, you have no chance of either of my spies leaving their loves.)
Penny looked down as she walked. Jealousy had gotten a bit upset with her, which of course made her feel way more imperfect. She snapped out of her thoughts when she crashed into someone.
Ah-! I-I'm so sorry, I-
She paused at seeing how strikingly beautiful and perfect the other looked, before shaking her head and trying to get up.
Do you how do? I use any pronouns :) Get in losers, we're going napping
For according to the trollish philosopher Plateau, "if you wants to understan' an enemy, you gotta walk a mile in his shoes. Den, if he's still your enemy, at least you're a mile away and he's got no shoes." — A Blink of the Screen by Terry Pratchett