Janus was taking a nap, due to hibernation. Scales noticed this, and slithered out of his terrarium. He wanted to go hang out with his honorary cousin. He slithered under Honesty's door.
Do you how do? I use any pronouns :) Get in losers, we're going napping
Some people are hourglass shaped, some people are apple shaped, some people are pear shaped, some people are even bean pole shaped, but if we’re not careful we all become banana shaped. This is your gentle posture reminder. — Ranger