Corrupt a Wish [3]

Granted, but you are so confident, you jump into a pit of deadly snakes and die.

I wish I didn't have to do my paper route after school.

Granted but you'll have to take the route where the Swamps alive with bees and mosquitoes.

I wish there would be more episodes of Kaichou Wa Maid-Sama and it was in colour, with awesome sound effects and I like every bit of it.

Granted, but everything else you like to watch ends, and everything band you like to listen to splits up.

I wish the seniors didn't have to graduate.

Granted but they all die... except for me

I wish I could ace my exams

Granted but you don't ace in games, nor do you ace in your talents anymore.

I wish I could just fix my past.

Granted but something goes terribly wrong and you die.

I wish I could travel all over Europe with my best friend.

Granted, but you are taken into slave trafficking where s/he gets her tongue ripped out and you are proposed to by a handsome prince. But when your rescuers come and shoot him in the head and take you back to your boring home.

I wish I could juggle.

Granted, but you can only juggle chainsaws so you smell like motor oil for the rest of your life.

I wish I could write you a song to make you fall in love.

Spoiler

What song is it? What song is it?

(that Mike Posner song everyone bounced around to for months last year)

Granted; however, I become obsessive and clingy and need too much attention.

I wish I could have this one pizza from New York I've been missing. Hnnng.

Granted but it's stale and covered with fungus and tastes terrible.

I wish my room wasn't painted *shudders* pink.

Granted; it's now painted burgundy red, and you get a new roomate: Jojo the Clown.

I wish I could wish for something.

granted, but you wish for a fish and get a piranha which bites off your pinkie finger.

I wish I didn't have to study for final exams.

Granted but then you fail and have to repeat, and give twice as many exams.

Spoiler

I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy...

I wish I had finished all of my holiday homework.

Granted but you're buried in homework for the rest of your life the day later

I wish I'd ace my theater recital

Granted but you do terrible in everything else

Spoiler

Good luck by the way...

I wish my school didn't have a uniform