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I'm with Drakrns there...I don't see how.
Drakn I'm almost 19.

Oh, so young a thing

Haha no. Young wipper snapper kiddie.

I, at 17, am a century old! Mwhahahahaha.

Baby alert baby alert! plus if you say you're old that makes me older mwahahahaha.

Baby alert? lol

yes that's what you call when you find a baby.

yes younge one soak up all my smarticles...er uh wisdom.

*Observes organism with great interest*

haha.
Yes this thing here is called a thinger mabob. It's been there way before your eyes opened and is now gone.

*Takes notes, nodding*

Also adults lie when they say that specific thing. It's really your guess that's right.
Okay this ones real:

Don't mess with older people who are like decades older...they can be scary....*remembers grade one self* it was an accident I swear... why put me on the wall for that.

Yes, that sucks...

You learnt a lot from moi today. Now time for bed. GO SLEEP!