Corrupt a Wish [3]

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Granted, but I steal it.

I wish cars could fly.
"Love is the name for our pursuit of wholeness, for our desire to be complete."
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Granted but it breaks down everytime it flies.

I wish I would have freedom.
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.


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Granted, but it's given to you on the condition that you sit there and do nothing.

I wish that I had a thousand more wishes.




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Granted, but a person dies every time you use a wish.

I wish I had a pet lemming.
"So what? All writers are lunatics!"
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Granted, but it's lame.

I wish that I could train my puppy much faster.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
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Granted but it'll start hating you for forcing it.

I wish I could pass time to do something fun.
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.


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Granted, but it gets boring.

I wish I could just sleep.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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Granted but you get nightmares every few hours.

I wish I go on and on blabbering.
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.


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Granted, but no one listens to you.

I wish I could explore space.
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-Plato's Symposium




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Granted, but you can never come back.

I wish I had the ability to do whatever I want.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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Granted, but now you can't see, feel, hear, taste, or smell anything.

I wish people would appreciate their blessings.
"We all have perceptions of ourselves that others may find untrue or inaccurate."
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Granted, but now no one has the will to change anything and the world becomes stagnant.

I wish that I didn't have band tonight.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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Granted, but after today you have it every night for the rest of your life.

I wish band aids were one size fits all.
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Granted, but its poor quality so you have to keep buying it.

I wish for a new book.
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.


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Granted but it's awful.

I wish I could remember what Homework I have due today.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown



I say Wolf, for all wolves are not of the same sort; there is one kind with an amenable disposition – neither noisy, nor hateful, nor angry, but tame, obliging and gentle, following the young maids in the streets, even into their homes. Alas! Who does not know that these gentle wolves are of all such creatures the most dangerous!
— Charles Perrault