Corrupt a Wish [3]

Granted, but you die.

I wish for nothing.

Granted, but because it was nothing, you die.

I wish that the kitchen wasn't so far away from my bedroom.

Granted, now your bedroom is also the kitchen. The pollution from the stove spread around your room and poisoned you. U ded.

}:) (epic eyebrows)

I wish for a wish.

Wish granted (It was your enemies most foul wish of what will happen to you) *Brick falls randomly on your head and THE END*

I wish I were dead.

Granted, I switched lives with you :3 u dead I alive.

I wish BlackNether12 was a girl.

Granted, but you become a boy.

I wish my friends weren't idiots

(Wait.... I'm not an idiot.... D:)

Granted..... Ur family are now idiots.

I wish for something good for everyone.

every thing you wished for happened but the minute after that they all became angry at you and killed you.

I wish to become very rich.

It was Monopoly money.

I wish Jordan remembered to put down a wish ~.~

Wish granted but you skip a foil and I become rich.

I wish for a million tons of bubble gum.

Granted, but they're the worst kind.

I do not wish for anything.

Good thing he feeds you a piece first, you choke and die.

I wish I had wished for a different wish.

Granted, you wished that you died, congrats!

I wish that wishes would work perfectly fine forever and nothing gets corrupted.

(According to my wish if I wished I had died I would have wished for something else and thus I would have lived - You should have said 'you wished to live' and then I'd have died)

Granted, that was improper English and according to your own Ultimate Proper World plan you are executed.

I'm am still alive, u must have mistaken me for my other clone.

You were thrown in a lava pit for those sacrifices in those movies.