But I can manipulate the future! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
We are who we are, and if someone has a problem with that; that's their problem not ours. *** I do believe that insane is the only way to go.
Flight is actually the safest mode of transportation. The second safest is dreaming. The third...is slowly decomposing into the earth, and being carried away by the wind and rain. WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE...
"Telly the barber...Telly cut Carlos's beautiful hair...He should not be proud of this, Listeners...TELLY THE BARBER..." -Cecil Palmer, Welcome To Night Vale
The most important service rendered by the press and the magazines is that of educating people to approach printed matter with distrust. — Samuel Butler
