Sometimes right before I fall asleep, I just listen to what my brain comes up with. It's always hilariously funny. Like, example, I'm tired right now, so.
"The king's huntsman always eats strawberry flesh before baking wedding cakes."
And that's not even one of the best ones. I'll come back to you on that.
"I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy..." — Unnamed Girl from "Mean Girls"