Corrupt a Wish

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Emerson
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Tue Jan 02, 2007 10:21 pm
Emerson says... · Tue Jan 02, 2007 10:21 pm
You cheater.

Granted. But the file is so corrupt that your computer lights aflame and performs the 'self destruct' that you never commanded it to.

I wish I could finish Lolita faster, I'm an impatient reader.
“It's necessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live.”
― Alexandre Dumas, The Count of Monte Cristo




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Alteran
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Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:03 am
Alteran says... · Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:03 am
Granted but the book loses all meaning and you lose a life lesson and become a bum.

I wish i had the product key for MS Word on my new computer(But I'm not complaining)
"Maybe Senpai ate Yuka-tan's last bon-bon?"
----Stupei, Ace Defective




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Shine
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Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:14 am
Shine says... · Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:14 am
Granted.But MS WORD thinks you are complaining against it,so it runs away from your computer.



:?

I wish I hadn't corrupted the wish above so stupidly.
"A good plot is like a dream.If you dont write down your dream on paper the moment you wake up,the chances are you'll forget it and it'll be gone forever"-Roald Dalh.




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The Jesseble
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Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:56 pm
The Jesseble says... · Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:56 pm
Granted. But now your wish is being corrupted badly, you just can't win!

i wish i could have a lie-in tomorrow
***The Jesseble***

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RoxanneR
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Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:16 pm
RoxanneR says... · Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:16 pm
Granted. But you have to get up at 4am every other day.

I wish I had a nice bikini for the summer...

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Shine
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Thu Jan 04, 2007 6:13 am
Shine says... · Thu Jan 04, 2007 6:13 am
Granted but you don't have any for winter,spring,and for the next whole year.

I wish I could do my project well.
"A good plot is like a dream.If you dont write down your dream on paper the moment you wake up,the chances are you'll forget it and it'll be gone forever"-Roald Dalh.




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Crysi
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Thu Jan 04, 2007 6:42 am
Crysi says... · Thu Jan 04, 2007 6:42 am
Granted. But you'll forget it on the day it's due and won't get any credit for it.


I wish my ex would understand what it means to be friends. *grumbles*
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Alteran
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Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:13 am
Alteran says... · Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:13 am
Granted but now he doesn't understand anything else. He's really quite stupid now.

I wish i had more incentive to do things
"Maybe Senpai ate Yuka-tan's last bon-bon?"
----Stupei, Ace Defective




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RoxanneR
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Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:10 pm
RoxanneR says... · Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:10 pm
Granted. But now you want to work all the time, never get to see any of your friends and become a complete and utter loner.

I wish I could finish Scarlett well, and quickly!

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The Jesseble
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Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:16 pm
The Jesseble says... · Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:16 pm
Granted. But as you have been writing 24/7 you fall asleep at your computer and accidently delete it all!

I wish winter wasn't so cold
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Esmé
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Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:20 pm
Esmé says... · Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:20 pm
Granted. Winter becomes hot. I mean, really hot. As hot as the sun, to tell you the truth. You are starting to melt...

I wish I wrote at least one page in my story today. I also wish it to NOT be rubbish :)




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Alteran
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Sat Jan 06, 2007 4:46 am
Alteran says... · Sat Jan 06, 2007 4:46 am
Granted but your second wish becomes invalid thus it turns into rubbish anyway.

(I hope it doesn't come out rubbish though :)

I wish i didn't have to go to physical therapy.
"Maybe Senpai ate Yuka-tan's last bon-bon?"
----Stupei, Ace Defective




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Nexus
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Sat Jan 06, 2007 6:54 pm
Nexus says... · Sat Jan 06, 2007 6:54 pm
Granted, but now you are a total wreck physicly and mentally you eat too much which makes you fat and even more depressed then you die of a kidney faliure due to your lack of physical endurance and also your always drunk.. lol


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Shafter
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Sat Jan 06, 2007 7:21 pm
Shafter says... · Sat Jan 06, 2007 7:21 pm
Granted, but to become a god you have to meet the real God in person for an interview in which He'll ask you to explain, in detail, the mechanics of the Universe and everything in it.

I wish that my bed would make itself every day...
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Alteran
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Sun Jan 07, 2007 6:06 am
Alteran says... · Sun Jan 07, 2007 6:06 am
Granted but it makes itself with you in it. All oxygen is cut off and you suffocate.

I wish, I wish upon a star. [insert wish]

(It's a random corrupt. Come up with the worst, most corrupted wish you can think of)
"Maybe Senpai ate Yuka-tan's last bon-bon?"
----Stupei, Ace Defective



This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much all of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.
— Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy