A conversation with a microwave if they could talk:
Me: Hey, can you heat this up? Microwave: No Me: What do you mean no? Microwave: I don't feel like it Me: *puts it in to heat anyways* *pulls it out and its literally ice cold* *puts it back in for 10 seconds* *pulls it out and it is literally on fire* Microwave: Ha! Get pranked!
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. — Mark Twain
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