A conversation with a microwave if they could talk:
Me: Hey, can you heat this up? Microwave: No Me: What do you mean no? Microwave: I don't feel like it Me: *puts it in to heat anyways* *pulls it out and its literally ice cold* *puts it back in for 10 seconds* *pulls it out and it is literally on fire* Microwave: Ha! Get pranked!
I am always saying "Glad to've met you" to somebody I'm not at all glad I met. If you want to stay alive, you have to say that stuff, though. — Holden Caulfield
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