“It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice cream sandwiches.” - Lemony Snicket
“It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice cream sandwiches.” - Lemony Snicket
When the microwave blew up, I was in my room reading comics. My entire family turned into superheroes. Only I remained completely normal… — Norman Normal (1999 series)
