Corrupt a Wish

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dittylicious
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Mon Feb 26, 2007 12:58 am
dittylicious says... · Mon Feb 26, 2007 12:58 am
Granted, but right after you buy every CD you ever wanted, a new format comes out and all your CDs become obselete.



I wish that I had a few more hours between now and The Oscars so I could get some practicing done
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"When we choose between reality and madness/It's either sadness or euphoria." -Billy Joel

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Meep
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Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:24 pm
Meep says... · Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:24 pm
Granted, but you get so involved with your practicing that you forget that the Oscars were going to be on TV, so you miss it anyway.

I wish my room would clean itself.
✖ I'm sick, you're tired. Let's dance.




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Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:29 pm
tinny says... · Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:29 pm
Granted, but any nice goodies, such as money, that you would have found whilst tidying your room yourself are instead given to people you dislike.

I wish I'd brought some painkillers to college.
please grant me my small wish; (love me to the marrow of my bones)




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Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:13 pm
Meep says... · Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:13 pm
Granted, but you get expelled for having oxy on campus without a perscription.

(...)

I wish I had DSL.
✖ I'm sick, you're tired. Let's dance.




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dittylicious
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Mon Feb 26, 2007 6:24 pm
dittylicious says... · Mon Feb 26, 2007 6:24 pm
Granted, but your connection would go in and out of service constantly.


I wish that my Monday was already over.
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IlluminatedManuscript
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Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:52 pm
IlluminatedManuscript says... · Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:52 pm
Granted, but it was your last day to live.

(I liked your previous grant, ditty)

I wish my grade point average was a 4.0.




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Meep
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Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:16 pm
Meep says... · Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:16 pm
Granted, but your SAT scores suck so bad the colleges you're applying to(?) reject you anyway.

I wish I could go to Australia to visit Kirryn.
✖ I'm sick, you're tired. Let's dance.




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Aet Lindling
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Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:59 pm
Aet Lindling says... · Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:59 pm
Granted, but then they set down a quarantine for the entire country because of a maleovent virus, and you die from it.

I wish I had a million dollars, and nothing bad happened to me afterwards.

Think hard, there is a loophole through which you can corrupt it.
man hands on misery to man
it deepens like a coastal shelf
get out as early as you can
and don’t have any kids yourself.

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Meep
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Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:27 am
Meep says... · Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:27 am
Granted, but it's $1,000,000 in Hong Kong dollars and therefore virtually worthless and your bank won't exchange them, anyway.

(Actually, it's not worthless: it's about 127,000USD, but anyway...)

I wish I had a car.
✖ I'm sick, you're tired. Let's dance.




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Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:42 am
Cade says... · Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:42 am
Granted, but you crash it.


I wish the bowling season hadn't just ended. *cries*
"My pet, I've been to the devil, and he's a very dull fellow. I won't go there again, even for you..."




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Aet Lindling
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Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:46 am
Aet Lindling says... · Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:46 am
No! That's something bad. Grr... The answer was I live a life devoid of any fun. Not exactly bad, but boring as heck, and I don't even get to spend it.

Also, your car leaks gasoline, and then explodes.

Edit: Oh, um, okay, Granted, but your favorite alleys shut down.

I wish I could Apparate.
man hands on misery to man
it deepens like a coastal shelf
get out as early as you can
and don’t have any kids yourself.

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Cade
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Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:53 am
Cade says... · Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:53 am
Granted, but you accidentally Apparate to Voldy's lair and he kills you. Avada Kedavra!


I wish I knew which outline I'm supposed to do for social studies.
"My pet, I've been to the devil, and he's a very dull fellow. I won't go there again, even for you..."




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Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:21 am
HeadInTheClouds says... · Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:21 am
Granted, but then you'd find out it's the hardest one and you think it's impossible to do so you start hyperventalating and pass out and by the time you wake up you've missed the deadline.


I wish my little brother would dissapear.
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Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:30 am
Meep says... · Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:30 am
Granted, but absence makes the heart grow fonder.

I wish I'd gotten into the Honors Program.
✖ I'm sick, you're tired. Let's dance.




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Cade
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Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:41 am
Cade says... · Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:41 am
Granted, but you end up hating it.


I wish I could find the match to this earring.
"My pet, I've been to the devil, and he's a very dull fellow. I won't go there again, even for you..."



Y'know, sometimes a family is a mutant superhuman clown with cartoony powers, a hyperactive shapeshifter created in a lab, the ghost of an artificially created being who only exists for exposition, a cat who is an eldritch god for some reason, and an emo guy who doesn't canonically exist
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